| 022: Wednesday, December 7, 2011: 12PM EST |
[Wed 7 Dec / 8:11am] |
[private: readable by close friends and family]
I know that most of you have already heard but…
WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!
Can we say BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER?
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[Leo]
I'm really sorry for not coming into the restaurant yesterday. I'm sure you can see why I wanted to spend the day celebrating. If you want to take an extra day off, I won't mind. I'll even pay you.
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You wouldn't believe how much planning it takes to feed my family. Mom, I'm going to email you the shopping list. Could you make sure we have everything? I'm sure I'm forgetting some things, but this is the general idea of what I'm going to need.
Oh, and… any requests, family?
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| 021: September 10, 2011: 4PM EST |
[Sat 10 Sep / 4:00pm] |
Do you remember all of those condom lectures we received in high school?
As it turns out, it's not quite that easy to knock a girl up. I've been trying for months. I've yet to succeed. It's fucking annoying. When we weren't trying, she got pregnant. Now that we're trying, it's like she can't get pregnant. I know that there's nothing wrong with us, but that doesn't make it any less frustrating.
[Dari]
You should come have dinner with me tonight. I can't get off early, but I can come out of the kitchen for an hour or two.
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I should have had a more filling breakfast. I'm starving!
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| 020: (backdated) Thursday, May 19, 2011: 4PM EST |
[Sat 21 May / 5:04pm] |
[private to Montague's Employees]
I apologize in advance for choosing this method to inform you all of this, but I'm unable to call each of you at the moment.
There was an accident earlier today. JJ is no longer with us.
Montague's will be closed until further notice. You will be compensated for the time you're missing.
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[private to Aly]
Clear our schedule. Cancel all of our reservations for the next two weeks.
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I regret to inform you that Montague's will be closed until further notice.
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